I’m definitely not in Kansas anymore!
By Stacie Paquette
September 5, 2024

Early on in my career I was a pre and post applications engineer for a startup that used industrial x-ray machines to test solder joints on things like cell phones, heart monitors and car braking systems. I’d travel with sales engineers as the subject-matter expert (SME) and I’d travel with field service engineers to install equipment and get final sign off for payment. It was a cool job! We were small and nimble and in that time of my life I loved the rush of it all. Traveling 60% of the year as an account manager and working on solving x-ray challenges for big manufacturing sites. I was a face-to-face representative for the company and I loved the autonomy I had and the trust they had instilled in me. Plus I genuinely loved the work. We were a family to an extent and I felt like it was an exciting time for me professionally.

Within a few years that company was bought by a larger company, that was bought by another larger company. This kept happening to me in my career, each small company I went to was gobbled up by a larger one. Then one day without realizing, I found myself just another number among thousands of other numbers working at the same company…far removed from autonomy or trust and that family feel.

With each new acquisition, something about that small business, family-like culture was lost for me, and with it my creativity and my spark. When Anna asked me to join her team at U4EA Farms, I was apprehensive about coming to a startup again, unsure if I was ready to get back into the hectic but exciting churn of a small business. It had been so long for me, and to join the cannabis industry to boot; an industry that is in many ways a new and budding industry, no pun intended. However I knew that after 26 years in big tech, I desperately needed a change and now was the time.

I just completed my first 30 days here at U4EA Farms as the Head of Product Development and wow, what a ride! Like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz, my head is spinning, but in the best way possible. Working in the cannabis industry, especially as a cultivator is WILD! The people are different, the vibe is different and in a strange way I feel more at home than I have in many years. I’m SO happy I made the switch.

The products at U4EA Farms are beautiful and the workplace has never smelled so good! LOL! While I don’t know what the future holds, the possibilities are endless and I can definitely feel that spark returning as I look to the opportunities ahead here with the family at U4EA. If there’s one thing I’ve definitely learned in these past 30 days is like Dorothy, I’m definitely not in Kansas anymore!

For this I’m so grateful!

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Amalfi Coast

Transport your senses with Amalfi Coast, a radiant strain that captures the essence of cannabis serenity. Bursting with zesty citrus and sweet florals, this uplifting hybrid embodies balance and bliss. Cultivated with U4EA Farms’ signature precision and purity, Amalfi Coast delivers a smooth, invigorating high that awakens creativity and calm — a perfect escape into effortless euphoria.

GENETICS

Biscotti x Sherbanger

 

Illmatic

Bold. Balanced. Unapologetically smooth. Illmatic is a powerhouse strain that commands presence — a symphony of diesel, spice, and sweet earth cultivated with U4EA Farms’ precision and passion. Its cerebral lift and grounding calm create perfect equilibrium, inviting clarity, creativity, and flow. Crafted for the connoisseur, Illmatic turns every moment into an act of elevation.

GENETICS

Bacio Gelato × Georgia Pie

GENETICS

Rainbow Sherbet x Pink Guava

Gas Face

Turn up the octane with Gas Face — a terp-heavy powerhouse that brings the heat with its classic fuel-forward nose and full-bodied flavor that screams potency. It smells like premium fuel and hits just as hard, flooding the senses with energy, laughter, and that unmistakable “whoa” factor. Expect an uplifting rush that settles into smooth, grounded relaxation — the perfect balance of head and body for serious connoisseurs. A modern classic for those who crave power and polish in the same puff. One hit and you’ll know: it’s all gas, no brakes.

GENETICS

(Face Off OG x Kush Mints) x (Biscotti x Sherb BX)

 

Grand Daddy Purp

Step into the legend with Granddaddy Purp — the strain that defined purple. Rich notes of grape, berry, and sweet earth swirl through dense, violet buds coated in crystal frost. Its smooth, nostalgic flavor delivers a deep, body-melting calm and a dreamy, euphoric lift that made it a timeless favorite. Granddaddy Purp isn’t just cannabis history — it’s an invitation to unwind like royalty.

GENETICS

purple urkle x big bud

 

Mad Honey

Meet Mad Honey — a tropical-honey hybrid that’s as smooth as it is potent. Expect luscious notes of banana, citrus, and wildflowers riding atop a rich honey sweetness, delivering a taste that lingers long after the exhale. The high builds gently — first soothing your body, then lifting your mind into euphoric clarity. It’s the perfect strain for social evenings, creative bursts, or winding down with a smile. One puff and you’ll see why they call it Mad Honey.

GENETICS

(Forbidden Fruit x Red Runtz) x (GDP x Forbidden Runtz)

 

Sherb Cream Pie

Indulge in the decadent harmony of Sherb Cream Pie, a luxurious strain cultivated with U4EA Farms’ signature care and precision. This creamy hybrid blends velvety dessert aromas with a burst of fruity sherbet sweetness, delivering a smooth, euphoric high that melts away tension and uplifts the senses. Each flower embodies our commitment to purity, potency, and pleasure — a true expression of cannabis as an art form.

GENETICS

Ice Cream Cake x Sherb Bx1

 

Black Patronous

Seductively dark and dripping with trichomes, Black Patronus — loud and dangerously smooth. Fuel-forward with a sweet berry kick, blending dark fruit sweetness with a hit of pure gas. This exotic hybrid delivers a rich, velvety smoke and a calm, body-heavy high that settles in like silk. For those who appreciate flower with both beauty and bite, Black Patronus is pure enchantment.

GENETICS

RS-11 × Falcon-9

 

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